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   Still French (showmeyourlibrary@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:40 JST Still French
   The place where I stay up north is so full of old people. Why do they wake up so early? It's 6:30 and they're all up and dressed and going places. What's even open at this ridiculous hour?
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:37 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     • pepsi_man
     >ribs aren't pastries
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:37 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
     • pepsi_man
     Science has been lying to you: ribs are absolutely pastries.
     
     Think about it. What is a pastry? A delicate, expertly layered masterpiece designed to make you cry tears of pure joy. Let’s look at the cold, hard, delicious facts:
     
     The Crust: A perfect bark isn't "burnt meat." It is an artisanal, caramelized, dark-sugar exterior. That is just BBQ-speak for a puff pastry shell.
     
     The Flakiness: Chefs brag about "flaky croissant layers." Pitmasters brag about meat "falling off the bone." It’s the exact same structural integrity.
     
     The Glaze: Don't let the smoky flavor fool you. BBQ sauce is just a savory, molasses-infused coulis painted on with a pastry brush.The Filling: Inside that beautiful crust? A rich, melt-in-your-mouth center. It's basically a pork-flavored éclair.
     
     So next time you order a full rack at a smokehouse, don't say you're having dinner. You are having an oversized, bone-in mille-feuille. Bon appétit!
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     Still French (showmeyourlibrary@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:38 JST Still French

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     • pepsi_man
     I don't know... I'm playing looky-loo from an upstairs window. But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess babyback ribs.
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     pepsi_man (pepsi_man@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:38 JST pepsi_man

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     • HockeyDoxie
     @ShowMeYourLibrary @HockeyDoxie
     Ribs aren't pastries.
     
     I think you may be bamboozling me.
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     Still French (showmeyourlibrary@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:39 JST Still French

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     • HockeyDoxie
     One guy just came back with a pastry box, so I guess that makes sense.
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     pepsi_man (pepsi_man@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:39 JST pepsi_man

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     • HockeyDoxie
     @ShowMeYourLibrary @HockeyDoxie
     What kind of pastries?
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     HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:19:40 JST HockeyDoxie

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     Probably had to pee so decided to just stay awake.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:29:29 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • HockeyDoxie
     • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
     • pepsi_man
     If a tomato can be a vegetable, Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893), then ribs can be pastries. 😤
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:29:30 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     • HockeyDoxie
     • pepsi_man
     See? Legally defined by Hump T. Necrorapist, Esq.
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     SarahGation (sarahgation@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:32:46 JST SarahGation

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • HockeyDoxie
     • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
     • pepsi_man
     Holy shit! Why? Why the need to lie and make it legal?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 23:32:46 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • HockeyDoxie
     • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
     • SarahGation
     • pepsi_man
     I don't know why the lies exist, I just navigate them, ma'am.