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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 07-Aug-2026 21:21:11 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Keen as mustard to shag this bloke I knew up until the moment he picked me up for our date and the passenger seat and floor was covered in empty Red Bulls, protein bar wrappers and microwave meal boxes. I'm no Gordon Ramsay, but fuuuuuck.

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     John Deters (targetdrone@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 09:48:40 JST John Deters

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     @fesshole I'm not sure his dietary habits were the reddest of flags here. Even if he can't be arsed to pack out the trash when he parks the car, how immature does he have to be to leave trash on the floor before picking up a date?