I kind of envy white supremacists and racists and language supremacists and the like. When you can chalk up all your problems because of X, then life has to feel so simple and so easy and so good.
Life on easy mode.
"Yes, the reason I am unhappy is that I hear too much English/French/Arabic on the streets. Fixing that will fix my life."
It feels so achievable? Doable? Stupid as shit but wow easy mode.