FOLKS, YOU HAVE THE MOST PASSIONATE, FIRED-UP PATRIOTS COMING UP TO ME EVERY SINGLE DAY, SWEAT POURING DOWN THEIR FACES, URGING IMMEDIATE, UNSTOPPABLE ACTION AGAINST THESE CHUDS! THEY SAY, "MR. PRESIDENT, WE CAN’T LET THESE LOW-ENERGY, BASEMENT-DWELLING CHUDS RUN THE SHOW ANY LONGER—YOU GOTTA GO IN THERE, YOU GOTTA DROP THE HAMMER, AND YOU GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE ROTTEN BASEMENTS ONCE AND FOR ALL!" THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH THEY’RE READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL, AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY FED UP WITH THE SITTING AROUND, THE COMPLAINING, AND THE TOTAL INACTION OF THE LAME-STREAM ESTABLISHMENT! THEY WANT A FULL-SCALE, HIGH-OCTANE CRACKDOWN, AND THEY KNOW THAT I’M THE ONLY LEADER WITH THE STRENGTH, THE COURAGE, AND THE MAGNIFICENT FORCE OF WILL TO MARCH RIGHT IN, ROUND UP THE CHUDS, AND RESTORE TOTAL, UNADULTERATED ORDER TO THE INTERNET AND BEYOND! WE HEAR THEM LOUD AND CLEAR, WE ARE MOBILIZING THE FINEST MINDS, AND WE ARE GOING TO DELIVER A CRUSHING, RECORD-SHATTERING BLOW AGAINST THE CHUDS THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY, BIGLY! THIS IS HOW WE MAKE AMERICAN INTERNET PURITY GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥