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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 07:55:21 JST Hoss Delgado
   Armycucks, is the goyslop situation really that bad?
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     LordOfTheKangs (lordofthekangs@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 07:58:16 JST LordOfTheKangs

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     @Hoss Poor men used to join the army so they didn't have to eat this shit
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     ✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 08:20:09 JST ✠Panzer-Tan✠

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     @Hoss "Sir, what should we feed our men?"
     "idk, go to the 7/11 and pick up some snacks or something"
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     captainslow (captainslow@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 08:21:55 JST captainslow

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     @Hoss Here is what the robot says:
     
     >This snack pack might look like a full lunch, but nutritionally it is mostly quick calories.
     
     >Estimated total: 1,250–1,450 calories, 25–32g protein, 170–200g carbs, 80–100g sugar, 50–60g fat, and up to 2,200mg sodium.
     
     >For a physically active 19-year-old, the calories may help fuel the day, but the balance is off: lots of refined carbs, added sugar, chips, cookies, juice, and processed meats — not enough lean protein, fiber, whole foods, fruit, or vegetables.
     
     >Bottom line: this is energy-dense, but not recovery-friendly. An active teen or young adult needs fuel that supports performance: protein, complex carbs, hydration, calcium, potassium, and fiber.
     
     >A better version? Keep one fun snack, but add water, real fruit, Greek yogurt, nuts, a whole-grain option, and a stronger protein source.
     
     >Fuel the body, don’t just fill it.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 08:21:55 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • captainslow
     Might as well just give them MREs, it'd be a hundred times better than this shit.
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     captainslow (captainslow@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 08:30:59 JST captainslow

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     @Hoss As far as I know those are nutritionally complete and high protein.
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     awlxaĺan pahelereyneḉ (awl@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:21:59 JST awlxaĺan pahelereyneḉ

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     @Hoss lol let’s make fun of Russian rations being canned…
     
     (That’s a callback from some dipshit yank vet in the aughts)
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     Del Rio Kun~ (zrdr_delrio@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:22:09 JST Del Rio Kun~

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     @Hoss
     OH FOR FUCKS SAKE USE MY TAX DOLLARS TO BUY BRAD CHEESE AND LUNCHMEAT AT LEAST HOLY FUCK
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:23:10 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Del Rio Kun~
     It'd probably be cheaper too.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:46:15 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Whitewall_Blasphemy
     Just needs a tall glass of Brawndo to wash it all down with.
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     Whitewall_Blasphemy (whitewall_blasphemy@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:46:16 JST Whitewall_Blasphemy

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     @Hoss >brought to you by Lays and Sysco.
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     Del Rio Kun~ (zrdr_delrio@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:46:19 JST Del Rio Kun~

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     @Hoss YOU COULD GIVE THE TARD GUARD DUCKS AN EASY JOB ASSEMBLING THE SANDWICHES
     
     
     TARDS YERN FOR THE SANDWICH BUILDING STATION. I KNOW THIS.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:46:37 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Del Rio Kun~
     Nugger you forgot to switch accounts again.