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Dear Mitch,
Gosh, you look great! Spiffy! Clearly spending weeks in a hospital beats going to work hands down. Next time I'm hospitalized I will beg for a long stay like you just enjoyed so I can emerge ready to tap dance and write love letters to my admirers.

Best,
bk

PS (I'm writing this part in a whisper cause, you know...Mitch, you look like shit. I hope that photo is fake cause if it's real, you aren't going to make it through another night. Beg your wife to sneak you out of there so you can die in comfort in your own bed. You'll be glad you did! And if you're already dead, well, some of us have thought so for years. 😂 )