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   :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 21:20:35 JST :suya:
   :blobdeegoogly: We made a new innovative web service that's going to revolutionise the internet
   :akkothink2: A real one or just a web server that puts JSONs into a database?
   :blobdead: Web server that puts JSONs into a database
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 21:21:12 JST iced depresso

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     @newt pick made a database in the 70s and nosql has never innovated since. :blobcatgooglybadumtss:
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 21:24:53 JST iced depresso

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     @newt postgres is essentially perfect and will be coming for your brain chip just as soon as the RDMA connector will fit :blobcatsaitama:
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     :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 21:24:55 JST :suya:

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     • iced depresso
     @icedquinn hey! It's now in Rust and the devs are on Discord! What's not to like?
     
     https://github.com/malisper/pgrust
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     :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 21:44:16 JST :suya:

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     By the way, one of the reasons I'm deeply in love with the satellite shit is, we don't have JSONs or databases. Feels just so liberating!
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     :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 21:44:17 JST :suya:

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     JSONs into the database is the boiling water of computers. We're stuck with this shit.
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 05:33:29 JST Phantasm

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     • iced depresso
     @newt @icedquinn
     >and use Rust plus AI-assisted programming to explore deeper server changes.
     
     Databases internals are one of the few things I would absolutely not trust current LLMs.