I once wished a friend on facebook a happy birthday with the message "congratulations on not being dead " turned out they had died two months previously.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jun-2026 21:21:23 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jun-2026 21:22:10 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole This is as fine a summarization of Fakebook "friendship" as they come.
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John Deters (targetdrone@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 02:37:57 JST
John Deters
@fesshole That's just like him to not post important news on Facebook.
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Brittanxxy (britxx@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 23:48:36 JST
Brittanxxy
@fesshole really sad
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He11lw0rl4 (he11lw0rl4@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jun-2026 13:28:52 JST
He11lw0rl4
@fesshole A former co-worker had terminal cancer and arranged to have his wife to announce his death on social media when the time came. The post started with "(Wife's name) here. I am here to let you know (co-worker) died...".
The message was eerie, but it's effective. It's a record saying "I have died".
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