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   Partisan Night Slut :pns: (pns@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 11:03:58 JST Partisan Night Slut :pns:

   Lemme guess. Two drinks?

   https://youtu.be/EjFGtIY6l1I

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     Partisan Night Slut :pns: (pns@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 11:10:51 JST Partisan Night Slut :pns:

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     Her car is on its side.

     "Any further questions, you can talk to my attorney."

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 11:13:44 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     > Thank God you're here. I was kidnapped by some Puerto Rican guy!
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     Partisan Night Slut :pns: (pns@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 11:17:34 JST Partisan Night Slut :pns:

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     I gotta give it to her. She calculated her lack of desire to talk.

     I don't like criminal defense lawyers who get guilty people off.

     But this chick did everything right, at least as far as any defense counsel would want. She just doesn't add anything to the scene.

     She's wisely left it all up to her lawyers.

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     Partisan Night Slut :pns: (pns@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 11:24:12 JST Partisan Night Slut :pns:

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     Oh my mistake. Once she in the back of the squad and the female was transporting,. Her verbosity increases.

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     Murray_N (murray_n@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 11:27:12 JST Murray_N

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     @PNS @Humpleupagus
     About 40 years ago I was out dosing on my bicycle with a friend around 1-2 in the morning.
     We were riding around town but had worked our way several blocks away.
     I hear a car screaming through the gears and yell get back!
     Car comes bashing through a temporary fence, briefly tries to find an exit and then bashes its way out again.
     Cops come screaming by in pursuit.
     We find them a few blocks away with the car on its side.
     The guy is saying to the cops:
     I know this looks bad……

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 13:09:44 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     > Me when the cops show up at my house after I crash my car for the fifth time: "Mother fucker.... some Puerto Rican guy stole my car again."
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     pepsi_man (pepsi_man@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 13:09:45 JST pepsi_man

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     @Humpleupagus @PNS
     Once upon a time, myself and another stranger encountered a very similar accident.
     
     Car perfectly on its side, dude walking around piss drunk, and swearing the driveway came outta nowhere.
     
     Me and the other stranger made eye contact, got back in our trucks, and drove away without calling anyone.