I didn't realize the seriousness of my new job. I'm basically an employee of homeland security and TSA, transporting pallets of gold and diamonds between Canada and California for the federal reserve. So, every contingency is like, keep my gun at low ready all the time. Red light? Guns. Brake check? Guns. Driving under a bridge? Guns.
And now the entire police force in the state works for me. Niggers? Cops in 5 minutes. Dead battery? Cops in 5 minutes. Upset tummy? Cops in 5 minutes.
Worst case scenario? Do not exit the fireproof metal box while mortars rain down until the military arrives (in 5 minutes).
Ngl this is pretty cool and I'm not going to talk about my job anymore :wojak_ss: