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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jun-2026 21:20:49 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I once found a clean pressed bag of cash on the floor outside a bank I had just been into. I had a couple of seconds of calculation, it wouldn't take them long to find me. But handed it over to the guard and got a fist bump. I still feel silly for not taking it. Fuck the banks.

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     🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 (brouhaha@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jun-2026 22:16:13 JST 🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑

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     @fesshole
     Give a man a gun, and he'll rob a bank.
     Give a man a bank, and he'll rob the world.