To my cat for this #Caturday: Oh, you want me to open the door for you again? Well, by all means! Let me just don my royal usher uniform, roll out a velvet carpet across the patio, and hire a brass band to herald your majestic exit! Only for you to sniff the breeze for ten seconds and walk right back inside. Shall I install a diamond-encrusted revolving door for your royal highness while I'm at it? 😀 #CatsOfMastodon