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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 22:20:34 JST Fesshole 🧻

   My Grandad is convinced a seagull called Sally has been stalking him since the 70s because he destroyed her nest. Although it sounds mad I secretly believe him, especially after I took him for lunch & a seagull swooped at his head & he shouted back "when will this end Sally?"

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     John (john234@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 23:08:18 JST John

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     @fesshole I'm surprised they live that long as their diet seems to be mainly chips and ice cream. Maybe they've got a side hustle stealing statins too.

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     Nova Rivera (novarivera@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 03:09:37 JST Nova Rivera

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     @fesshole unlikely seagulls don't live that long that often.