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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:21:26 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I cook dinner more often than I do my wife when I put food on our plates I swap the empty plates without her knowledge so I get the food meant for her on my plate this way she cannot poison me.

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     Mat Gadd (drarok@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:23:13 JST Mat Gadd

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     @fesshole “I cook dinner more often than I do my wife” uhh, ok? Maybe too much information there.

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     Brynawel (brynawel@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:24:29 JST Brynawel

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     @fesshole

     Maybe you should get a divorce?

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     Jesus Margar (jesusmargar@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:25:20 JST Jesus Margar

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     @fesshole I'm not even sure about what I'm reading...

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     sentientsponge (sentientsponge@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:33:24 JST sentientsponge

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     @fesshole Perhaps if he did his wife more, she wouldn't want to poison him.

     Or perhaps that would make her want to poison him more. Who can say.

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     L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ (mabande@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:34:51 JST L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ

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     @fesshole maybe if you'd "do her" a bit more often she wouldn't want to poison you?

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:44:21 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole I cook dinner far more often than I cook my wife as well.
     Also, touched by your genuine love.

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     ironhydroxide (ironhydroxide@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 02:49:08 JST ironhydroxide

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     @fesshole why would you cook your wife

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     Justin Macleod (justinmac84@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 03:15:40 JST Justin Macleod

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     @fesshole How often do you cook your wife?

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     Court Cantrell won't conform (courtcan@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 14:34:57 JST Court Cantrell won't conform

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     @fesshole This fess is a mess.