Anyways so what I was going to say is that, I could buy a car in Japan, have it registered to me, pay the insurance and all associated fees and maintenance expected of owning a car. (Foreigners can own property including vehicles.)
I could then justtm hire a private chauffeur, and then I'd have the luxury of 🐝ing able to live in Rural Japan (there's nothing luxurious about rural japan).
>pic related, literally me