BICYCLE EXISTENTIAL DREAD: AIR RESISTANCE BECOMES THE LARGEST SLOWING FACTOR AT 6 MPH AND WILL OUTSTRIP YOUR POWER OUTPUT AT 20+ MPH
WHICH SOUNDS FINE, RIGHT?
YOU NEED THE WIND TO COOL YOURSELF TOO
BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOUR CDA IS 1.0+
YOU HAVE THE AERODYNAMIC DRAG OF A FUCKING CUBE

THAT'S WHERE THE FAGGOTRY BEGINS
IT'S THAT DREAD THAT CREATES THE AERO TUCK, THE LYCRA CLOTHES, THE GAY AERODYNAMIC HELMET, THE SUPER EXPENSIVE BIKE WITH NON-ROUND AERO TUBING AND CUSTOM COMPONENTS, THE RECUMBENTS AND THE FAIRINGS AND VELOMOBILES

BECAUSE AIR DRAG IS THE BIGGEST SLOWING FACTOR, AND THERE'S SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT, THAT THE CYCLISTS JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES