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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 23:20:09 JST Fesshole 🧻

Just came back from the barber's and before I'd taken off my jacket the wife told me to sit down. She grabbed the silcone lube and rubbed it over my face before photographing me. She sent it to her friends WhatsApp group titled "Wes Streeting". I'm going on a diet.

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  GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 23:24:28 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
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  @fesshole Always nice when you're given loving signals.
  
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  Jesus Margar (jesusmargar@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 06:59:56 JST Jesus Margar
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  @fesshole I don't get it.
  
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