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   Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 09:12:42 JST Girl on the Net

   The main problem with having a job is that when I get home from work I am too tired and confused to make food happen. What can humans eat? Will this particular human be able to make some before bedtime? What even is food? Bedtime sounds nice.

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     Girl on the Net (girlonthenet@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 09:12:42 JST Girl on the Net

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     Mission for this year, I think, is to find myself a spouse who really loves cooking (and also cleaning, tidying, doing the laundry, completing various admin tasks, and having sex with a woman who’s just lazily face-planted the mattress)

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     Chicken :cqlgusu: (lookitmychicken@blorbo.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 09:12:42 JST Chicken :cqlgusu:

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     @girlonthenet THE DREAM