On my last day of a job many years ago I asked who was up for a quick pint. Everyone I asked said no. I was so embarrassed I just sneaked out and left. I got a text on the train asking me where I was and a picture of them all in the pub waiting for me. Never replied
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jun-2026 23:20:38 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Raúl Redondo (raulredondo@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jun-2026 23:51:24 JST
Raúl Redondo
@fesshole well done
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Expertenkommision Cyberunfall (expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jun-2026 00:39:57 JST
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Gavin (_calmdowndear@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jun-2026 02:32:30 JST
Gavin
@fesshole if it makes you feel any better, I left a job once where there WAS a leaving do, and they made me make a speech which I shall recite for you here verbatim:
"Uh. Thanks. Bye!"
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