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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 01:20:29 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Using a garden strimmer makes my hands go white and numb from the vibrations. I'd like to buy a scythe but the neighbours will think I'm a psychopath.

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     Michael Cook (foobarsoft@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 01:37:39 JST Michael Cook

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     @fesshole Rent a goat!

     And don’t mess with nerve damage. Bad stuff.

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     mauvedeity (mauvedeity@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 06:21:42 JST mauvedeity

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     @fesshole can’t see a downside to the scythe plan.