Wow. I can get 6 months of any of 3 streaming services for free (with ads), thanks to paying for membership in a grocery chain's fuel club which gets me free deliveries of groceries. I don't own a gas-powered anything, so fuel points are useless. It's just so much cheaper to pay for this than to pay for individual deliveries, that it's worth it.
Not sure about Disney+ with ads.
"Luke, I am..."
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(Recent reports of mechanical failures causing extreme vibration resulting in spontaneous de-lamination of aircraft wings while in flight are purely speculation.)
Offers void where our lawyers think we're likely to get sued.
Don't forget, you big dummy, fly Simpleton today!
We now jump ahead in our feature due to time constraints."
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