I've been flattening all the empty toilet roll holders that my husband has left for me to change and putting them inside his pillow slip for about a month now. He hasn't noticed yet. 23 and counting.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 16:21:14 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Derk-Jan 💙💛🇺🇦 (thedj@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 18:25:00 JST
Derk-Jan 💙💛🇺🇦
@fesshole thats how we men roll
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Christopher Brown (christopherbrown@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 19:27:02 JST
Christopher Brown
@fesshole How often does Fess change their sheets? 😬
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M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen (tomcullen@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 20:19:06 JST
M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen
@fesshole pillow slip hasn’t been changed for a month?
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 23:45:08 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Fesshole can close shop now. This was the ultimate Fesshole moment. It's downhill from here on.
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No Way (nowayeast@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-May-2026 08:06:20 JST
No Way
@fesshole once you reach a critical weight pull them all out....
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