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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 16:21:14 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I've been flattening all the empty toilet roll holders that my husband has left for me to change and putting them inside his pillow slip for about a month now. He hasn't noticed yet. 23 and counting.

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     Derk-Jan 💙💛🇺🇦 (thedj@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 18:25:00 JST Derk-Jan 💙💛🇺🇦

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     @fesshole thats how we men roll

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     Christopher Brown (christopherbrown@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 19:27:02 JST Christopher Brown

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     @fesshole How often does Fess change their sheets? 😬

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     M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen (tomcullen@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 20:19:06 JST M.O.O.N that spells Tom Cullen

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     @fesshole pillow slip hasn’t been changed for a month?

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 23:45:08 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Fesshole can close shop now. This was the ultimate Fesshole moment. It's downhill from here on.

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     No Way (nowayeast@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 01-May-2026 08:06:20 JST No Way

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     @fesshole once you reach a critical weight pull them all out....