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   eee (eee@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 00:16:57 JST eee
   Went outside
   Stepped on a lizard
   I'm sorry Mr lizard :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
   Never go outside
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 00:16:56 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     That's what he gets for doing pushups without a shirt on.
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     eee (eee@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 00:16:57 JST eee

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     after millions of years of ruthless evolution you stand atop your progenitors
     adapted to be near invisible to predators
     incredibly fast and agile
     
     you get stepped on by some dood in his slippers and you die a crunchy death 🦎