Storyline:
MC: "I'm a lowborn person who can handle mcguffanite, even though commoners shouldn't be able to."
Authority: "We need the MC to handle the mcguffanite. Otherwise monsters will come and eat our potatoes."
Nobles:"Dude, fuck the MC, handle the mcguffanite. Why do they think they are tryna save the world? Fuck that. smacks MC
MC: "Oh no, I can't handle the mcguffanite because I'm hurt!"
Monsters: "Lookit dem potatoes! Don't mind if I do!"
Nobles: surprised pikachu face
Authority:*The nobles have doomed us all
Nobles: 🤷
MC: "If I don't handle the mcguffanite, more people will lose their potatoes!"
Frens of the MC: "No, you cant!"
MC: "I just did! blergh :blobdead: "
Nobles: And we learned zero lessons