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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Apr-2026 20:20:14 JST Fesshole 🧻

I've recently become a headteacher. Consequently, had to stop stealing carrier bags from the self-scan. Terrible headlines if caught.

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  Fardels Bear (riggbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Apr-2026 21:04:43 JST Fardels Bear
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  Shocking example. A headteacher should know to re-use the bags you've already stolen. The mankier they are, the more virtuous you are.
  
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  mauvedeity (mauvedeity@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Apr-2026 04:06:22 JST mauvedeity
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  @fesshole about half of them are stolen, who cares?
  
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