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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 19:20:09 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Whenever my husband pisses me off, I give him the 'Shit fork ' to eat with. He mentions how much he hates it every time he gets it. We don't know where it came from but it just sits there in the cutlery drawer being shit.

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     Khalid ⚡ (khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 19:39:48 JST Khalid ⚡

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     @fesshole I thought that this was like the toe knife for a second 😅

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 19:46:28 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Marital guerrilla warfare. Hadn't seen any come by for at least 36 hours.