I've been using AI to edit my topless Instagram photos to identify as a toned gym goer with pecs, going on holiday with friends in September and AI isn't going to help me around the pool, I'm too far into the lie now, I either need to get ripped by Sept or miss my flight.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 04:20:32 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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John Maxwell (jmax@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 04:28:42 JST
John Maxwell
@fesshole Nah, just become a total slob between now and then, and act ashamed of your fall from grace.
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BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 04:42:21 JST
BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
@fesshole Doable. Depending on how much you've got to lose. North of 3st you're in real trouble. Mind you, doesn't sound like discipline's your strong suit.
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Khalid ⚡ (khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 05:15:43 JST
Khalid ⚡
@fesshole Live feed of this guy
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Matthew Wilson (humeanbeing@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 20:13:55 JST
Matthew Wilson
@fesshole they know, but they don't care.
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