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   Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2026 14:46:49 JST Hoss Delgado
   Legendary wagie ragie meltdown leads to the arson of a gigantic Kimberly-Clark paper towel warehouse. Bro is gonna do decades in the pen for this :marseycop: :marseywagie:
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     Nudhul (nudhul@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2026 14:50:46 JST Nudhul

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     @Hoss >filming yourself doing crime
     
     nigger behavior
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2026 14:53:37 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Nudhul
     I figured a giant warehouse packed full of flammable tissue paper would have a much better fire suppression system than it seemingly does.
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     Lin Feng (brokensword@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 01:12:01 JST Lin Feng

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     • Nudhul
     In my experience, safety measures in factories and mills tend to be bullshit cooked up by makework roasties in the office, because actual safety systems cost money and man-hours to install and maintain. For instance, in my position, I once got clocked in the head by the robot, which had been disconnected from the emergency-stop system without my knowledge, so when I was sorting out an issue with the inspection table sensors, the robot tried to put a ninety pound slug through my head on its way to the table. Of course, nobody was actively watching the cameras, so if I hadn't pulled some reflex acrobatics and rolled myself into the main conveyor, I would have been dead for hours before anybody would have down to bitch about the saw being stopped.
     
     Edit: Old photo of said robot, and the inspection table.
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