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   Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@social.coop)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:07:53 JST Christine Lemmer-Webber

   Cloudflare, buddy, you gotta stop making these posts. You gotta stop https://blog.cloudflare.com/emdash-wordpress/

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     Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@social.coop)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:08:32 JST Christine Lemmer-Webber

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     (I lied, Cloudflare is not, in any way, my buddy)

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     Ben Ramsey (ramsey@phpc.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:35:41 JST Ben Ramsey

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     @cwebber All of this sounds like some huge elaborate joke to me.

     https://venturebeat.com/infrastructure/cloudflares-new-dynamic-workers-ditch-containers-to-run-ai-agent-code-100x

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     Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@social.coop)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:50:13 JST Christine Lemmer-Webber

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     • Abyssal Rook

     @AbyssalRook To be fair to them the *approaches* they are advocating of using capability security are the right ones.

     But vibecoding another abandonware project and bragging about having solved the future is just, ugh

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     Abyssal Rook (abyssalrook@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:50:14 JST Abyssal Rook

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     @cwebber "We solved a giant security issue!"
     "How?"
     "Well we asked an AI to fix it."

     I just........

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     Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@social.coop)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:50:49 JST Christine Lemmer-Webber

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     • Jonathan Frederickson

     @jfred It does, and I wonder what it's using, and if it's endo

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     Jonathan Frederickson (jfred@jawns.club)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:50:51 JST Jonathan Frederickson

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     @cwebber That capability oriented plugin system does sound interesting though...

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     Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@social.coop)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 22:51:22 JST Christine Lemmer-Webber

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     • Jonathan Frederickson

     @jfred oh no, it's their own cloudflare workers thing, of course

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     Sam (weirdmustard@cyberpunk.lol)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 23:00:01 JST Sam

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     @cwebber "We had the plagiarism machine copy and paste the code hundreds of ppl worked on for two decades and it wasn't even that hard." - them

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     Janneke (janneke@todon.nl)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 23:50:16 JST Janneke

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     • Ludovic Courtès

     @civodul @cwebber
     "Now without any protection of your freedom!"

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     Ludovic Courtès (civodul@toot.aquilenet.fr)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 23:50:18 JST Ludovic Courtès

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     @cwebber The EmDash thing, a sort of reimplementation of WordPress “under the more permissive MIT license”, doesn’t look like a joke:
     https://github.com/emdash-cms/emdash

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     Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@social.coop)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 02:24:26 JST Christine Lemmer-Webber

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     • Ludovic Courtès

     @civodul I don't think it's a joke. They've done this several times before. It's been a mess every time. Abandonware slop to brag about.