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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 03:20:38 JST Fesshole 🧻

   When my wife annoys me I use her expensive shampoos and conditioners. I'm bald.

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     Helge Heß (helge@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 03:24:21 JST Helge Heß

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     @fesshole No wonder? Try stop doing that 🙃

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     Nathan A. Stine (stinerman@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 03:40:26 JST Nathan A. Stine

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     @fesshole seems like a self own given it's your money.

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     Daburu Dar (daburudar@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 03:44:13 JST Daburu Dar

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     @fesshole ... but your pubes and arse hair are the silkiest in England?

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 04:56:01 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Have you tried talking to her?

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     JackMex (jackmexa4@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 05:04:00 JST JackMex

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     @fesshole

     That’s just dumb.