I think Wife and I just had an argument.
Her: Do you have to be so loud?
Me: WHAT?!
Her: DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?
Me: you want to see my penis again?
Her: you are being weird beyond your usual weirdness, which is plenty weird enough
Me: You cant get enough? You're gonna be the death of me.
Her: just never mind.
I think I won this one.