Embed this noticeDunkag (iffine@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 10:55:55 JST
DunkagBehold, ladies and gentlemen, gods and youkai of all ages (preferably in the mid to late teen range), it's your lovely eternally 17 girl! Think of all the things you could do with her lovely gaps and her adorable face! Of course she's still an innocent maiden at heart, ready to blush and share all of her firsts with you! Not only that, she's also quite intelligent. A skilled and lovable girl all around. If you're young, please give her a call for some nice dates, she would love to see you there. If you want a smaller version, I'm sure she can oblige.
@poopernova Yes, yes, indeed. Very cute, lovely girl. You should offer your love and life to her visit her for a nice calm date at a local trendy cafe.
Oh, you haven’t accepted my her invitation for a date with a beautiful young woman yet? That is, well. A mistake. Don’t worry, that mistake will be corrected. You will get to see her mystical realms. Her myriad gorgeous eyes will ensure you never want to leave the side of this lovely 17 year old girl!
Delete before releasing: Yukari-sama, are you threatening and endangering those who you want to form relationships with again? I trust your judgement if you believe it worthwhile but Reimu will find out sooner rather than later, and you always complain about how much she teases you for it. I worry Chen will pick up this habit of yours should you continue.
@Groomschild What’s funny is that she is explicitly one of the only ones who does know how to use a computer. She regularly likens shikigami to preparing the software of a computer (mostly to make herself seem smarter even though shikigami software is FOSS), plus she knows enough to take devices from Rinnosuke and call them antiquated. Also that whole thing about her possibly being a certain someone else whose science era is yet to come. Still a hag but time travel does things to make when the hag age was reached hard to measure, since it’s technically in the future.
Still it’s almost definitely certain she has Ran write mostly anything she’d bother posting online.