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   Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 01:46:49 JST Deniz Opal

   Flying Spaghetti Monster says global warming, hurricanes, and natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of pirates.

   What more proof do you need.

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     Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 03:36:44 JST Deniz Opal

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     @janbogar y'arr

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     Ján Bogár (janbogar@mastodonczech.cz)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 03:36:46 JST Ján Bogár

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     @selzero
     That x axis is savage :D

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     ThePdog (thepdog@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 05:08:28 JST ThePdog

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     @selzero correlation does not mean causation, as I told my stat students many, many times.

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     Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 05:08:28 JST Deniz Opal

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     @thepdog yes but, how come there is something rather than nothing?

     Checkmate.

     All hail the flying spaghetti monster.

     Ramen 🙏