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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 19:20:48 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Ever since age 12, I have landed a 747 every time I've sat on a toilet, complete with engine noises and sometimes radio chatter. Even at work. I'm in my 50s. Never been on a flight deck of any aircraft.

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     John Maxwell (jmax@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 19:23:53 JST John Maxwell

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     @fesshole And now my brain is riffing on the word "autopilot".

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 19:25:35 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Wait, wait--you mean a 747 isva euphemism for... No. NO!

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     Daburu Dar (daburudar@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 19:26:27 JST Daburu Dar

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     @fesshole if your poops feel like they have a wingspan of 70 metres, see a doctor, or at least eat some fibre.

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     MidgePhoto (photo55@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 19:46:25 JST MidgePhoto

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     @fesshole at least it isn't #633Squadron

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     John Deters (targetdrone@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 20:12:47 JST John Deters

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     @fesshole "Attention passengers, the flight crew has fallen ill. Are there any passengers who have extensive experience in pretending to fly multi-engine aircraft? It would be helpful if they could also say stuff on the radio that sounds plausible to air traffic control."

     Unbeknownst to our 'fessor, Sam Altman was also on the same flight.