Made an off the cuff joke about whether fingering a squirrel counted as beastiality and got a few laughs in the office. However, me then googling "Do squirrels have a clitoris" prompted a HR investigation.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 08:20:10 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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No Way (nowayeast@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 09:58:35 JST
No Way
@fesshole and now you will forever be the guy who dreamt about finger banging a squirrel
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