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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2026 03:31:18 JST Fesshole 🧻

   When I am heading upstairs for a wank, I say to myself, "I'm going to masterbate, masterbate, masterbate" in the style of Ted Striker's "I've got to concentrate..." in Airplane. Now you will too.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2026 04:15:45 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole No I won't. Also, I can spell.