Didn't realise that house cats could be male until I was at a friend's house and said 'bill' was a strange name for a cat. I was 15. I still cringe thirty years on.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 01:20:33 JST
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 01:24:03 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole Well, in your defence, 'Bill' IS a strange name for a cat.
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Daburu Dar (daburudar@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 01:30:37 JST
Daburu Dar
@fesshole How did you think an all-female species reproduced?
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vandenberglegs (vandenberglegs@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 14:48:53 JST
vandenberglegs
@fesshole yep, all cats are female, all dogs are male. I don't make the rules.
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