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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 23:21:05 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I deliberately let the parting in my hair burn everytime I go on holiday so that about a week later I can spend a wonderful thirty minutes peeling huge plaques of skin off my head and through my hair

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     L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ (mabande@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 23:35:48 JST L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ

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     @fesshole Some years later, oncologist break room: "It's the weirdest thing I've seen - a line of melanoma going straight across the scalp."