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   Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:47 JST Mr. Bacon

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   • Soy_Magnus
   @Soy_Magnus You should, spend 5 hours reading tenant law and then leverage it.
   
   There's nothing wrong with reading the rules.
   
   Something I learned long ago is that following the rules is often the way to win.
   
   My aunt, crazy bitch that she is, got kicked out of her last HOA. On the way out, she had a heart attack, framed the former "president" for "undue distress" after the heart attack (directly related to her health) but she ended up winning 60k and gracefully left the property and upgraded quietly.
   
   Legal, yes, 100%.
   
   Is she a total bitch. Yes, 100%.
   
   But she taught me her ways. The ways of the union my friend. COMPLIANCE TOTAL COMPLIANCE
   
   You wanna make random money, FOLLOW COMPLIANCE. Its boring, takes forever, and 99% of people give up. This is how you win.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:48 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony its a funny story to tell if I did that id march in with an eviction order and tell the current resident about it in a funny third person manner. That'd be a hoot
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:49 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus Like a jew, i spent time reading the rules.
     
     Money doesn't actually mean anything to me, but I'll fuck someone over for 10-20k no issue if the win is clean.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:50 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony tbf I have no idea about realestate its a foreign concept but I could be cutthroat af just like u for some :bbc_juice:
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:51 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus I don't think you need coaching.
     
     I just wanted to alert a friend to an opportunity.
     
     If the time was right, I think you know how to make a quick buck =)
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:52 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus You'd ultimately have to take over the mortage and that gets messy, but as soon as someone defaults you can literally just start paying the taxes for them and have legal claim to the property.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:52 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony think one of her husbands friends thinking about doing that but its the worst property in a wealthy neighborhood ur talking its loan was for 250k in 2020 and every other property here is over a mill. I appreciate the coaching tho ill take that with me where I go next
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:53 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus That makes sense. I just wanted to alert you there is blood in the water.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:54 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus This is what homes that go to auction are dealing with. Usually they settle for the unpaid TAXES and then whoever buys it has to fix the piece of shit.
     
     This is literally what the WE BUY YOUR HOUSES people do. They just pay the tax and inheret the pile of shit (but if it's not a pile of shit you win hard)
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:54 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony property taxes are causing mass defaults here I wouldnt want to be stuck holding a sack of shit in this state lol ill probably move to detroit like I was hoping to maybe new mexico not sure yet alot of factors in the air
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:55 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus well, the first thing to do would be to check to see if the property is current on city taxes.
     
     Because, i'm literally not kidding. He who pays the city tax owns the house. At some point you'd probably have eto take over the loan, whatever, but as far as the deed is concerened he who pays the tax owns the land.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:56 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony it's a navy federal loan and e thought she could just ignore her husbands bill collectors cause he really racked up the debt ($40-60,000) so I'm assuming this is being liquidated by one of his creditors
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:57 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony o they actually closed the account because her husband died a d she no longer qualified for the loan without his $
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:57 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus oh jesus, Just see if you can pay the city tax (likely 200-300/month) and just take the property from her
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:58 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony well in 6 months. It'll come quick
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:58 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus what happened exactly? did you file? or whats the sitch?
     
     Tbh im pretty fluent in tenant law lol
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:25:59 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus RIP
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:00 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony I appreciate that. Here I made this for you
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:01 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony she got the foreclosure notice 6 months till 🍲
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:01 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Soy_Magnus
     @Soy_Magnus based.
     
     Based and foreclosure pilled
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:02 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Tony 6 months till gravy :doggo_chip: :whiskers_drool:
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:02 JST Mr. Bacon

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     @Soy_Magnus 6 months gravy day?
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:03 JST Mr. Bacon

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     @Soy_Magnus what up home dog?
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-2026 12:26:04 JST Soy_Magnus
     @Tony hey guess what