When I was working as a chambermaid, I used to hoover any stray pubes off the sheets rather than change them, because I couldn't be arsed.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2026 18:21:06 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Sean Murphy (woodlandspirit@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2026 18:30:51 JST
Sean Murphy
@fesshole hence the 'was'
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Jon Hicks (jonhicks@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2026 21:31:14 JST
Jon Hicks
@fesshole I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t be arsed to change old pubes for new either
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