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Windows is the kind of OS that will forcibly push an unwanted 10+GB update up your urethra, take 5 minutes to install it on startup while confidently showing you a "You're 100% there" banner for 3 of those minutes, and then forcibly open Edge (ignoring your default browser settings) to a latest features page.

"Look, we just snuck up to you while you were asleep and force-fed you 50mg of THC, which like, you were fine before and you didn't want them, but doesn't it feel great? Doesn't it? DOES IT NOT?"