Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 18:22:14 JST
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Really Lazy Bear :debian_logo: (reallylazybear@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 19:12:28 JST
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@fesshole Aww... Maybe they just need some space and alone time.
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 20:06:07 JST
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@fesshole Worse, your cat may discover what an asshole you actually are.
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sarpau (sarpau@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 20:28:54 JST
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@fesshole Oops sorry all cats are like that😮
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an actual bus (renardboy@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 22:22:20 JST
an actual bus
@fesshole this is actively dumb though, your pet actively communicates to you everything it wants to communicate to you. If you're not understanding what's being said you're just not listening, and no amount of tech will help you.
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Rob van Kan🔻 (edgeofeurope@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 22:40:50 JST
Rob van Kan🔻
@fesshole cats neither love nor hate you, cats just want food and shelter.
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Drey (atlovato@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 23:19:20 JST
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