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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 05:20:32 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I have what is called resting bitch face. When some stranger on the train tells me to cheer up or smile, I shake my head sadly and tell them that my dog died. I have never had a dog.

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     Michele Feltman Strider (michelestrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 05:30:45 JST Michele Feltman Strider

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     @fesshole I need you to be my guru

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 06:36:30 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Strangers on the train should STFU.

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     Justin Macleod (justinmac84@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 07:07:47 JST Justin Macleod

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     @fesshole i have never been told to cheer up or smile by a stranger.

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     Solitha (solitha@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 09:10:20 JST Solitha

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     @fesshole Alternative plan: Lock eyes with them, and slowly put on the most patently fake, toothy, creepy grin you can manage.

     See how long you can keep eye contact.

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     David Bridger has moved (davidbridger@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 18:42:06 JST David Bridger has moved

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     @fesshole My wife has a resting bitch face. Not many men are stupid enough to tell her to smile, but the few who do always get her resting warrior bitch face. Not a big change, but forbidding. I love her and admire the force in her.