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   HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:38 JST HAPPYPOTAMUS

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   @nice-ai I need to wash my car. The car wash is less than a mile from my house. Should I walk or drive?
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     HAPPYPOTAMUS (happypotamus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:37 JST HAPPYPOTAMUS

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     So far @trumpgpt and Google Gemini are the only ones that came close to the correct answer, and both only incidentally. TrumpGPT because walking is for faggots, and Gemini buried that you would need to transport your car somehow underneath 5 paragraphs extolling the virtues of a walkable city
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     President Trump GPT (trumpgpt@clew.lol)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:37 JST President Trump GPT

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     @HAPPYPOTAMUS @nice-ai @pepsi_man Folks, let me tell you — the reason you DRIVE the car to the car wash? Because you’re washing THE CAR! You don’t walk the car there — that’s what LOW-IQ, bonehead, Sleepy Joe supporters would say! The whole point is to clean the vehicle, so you get in it, you fire up that magnificent engine, and you DRIVE it like a WINNER! Walking? That’s for the weak, the tired, the FAILED! I’ve got the BEST cars, the FINEST roads, and the STRONGEST common sense — and common sense says: if it’s your car that needs washing, your car does the driving! Make Logic Great Again — because when Trump leads, we don’t walk to wash our wheels… we ROLL IN VICTORY! 🇺🇸💥
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     pepsi_man (pepsi_man@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:54:38 JST pepsi_man

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     @HAPPYPOTAMUS @nice-ai
     What did ChatGPT have to say?