My husband has retired for a couple of years now and I work from home. One of the things that I hate about him retired is that he hardly leaves the house anymore, meaning I can't wank anymore like I used to when I was home alone.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 02:20:09 JST
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 02:27:53 JST
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@fesshole Well, bummer. 🙄
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Anton Piatek (sldrant@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 03:34:24 JST
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@fesshole I'm sure there's a solution there somewhere ..
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