I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 05:20:09 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Gabriel N (wtrmt@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 05:27:22 JST
Gabriel N
@fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 06:36:35 JST
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@fesshole Yay!
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Clayfoot (clayfoot@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 11:56:38 JST
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@fesshole and sadly they are wrong, and should microwave their own tea
https://food52.com/story/19473-should-you-be-microwaving-your-tea-science-says-so -
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Chris 🦑 (sturmsucht@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 14:44:02 JST
Chris 🦑
@fesshole In NZ I once met a guy at a hostel who showed me "how tea is acutally meant to be drunk". And he took a tea bag, dipped it into hot water 2 times and put it into waste.
I thought that's a lot of war and suffering for just two dips.
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