Tim Cook (paraphrased): “If in the coming days the president decides to ease up on the thing he’s doing (you know, the thing. The thing that’s not really important enough to mention here, but I guess you care about it or something), then I take full credit for asking him to do that. It was me. I saved America. But if he doesn’t, then oh well, at least I tried. Also, when he does the thing to you, take solace in the fact that I feel really really bad about it.”
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/01/27/tim-cook-responds-after-minneapolis-shootings/