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Svett looked in awe at the lush, mixed crop fields in front of him.

"You've worked wonders here! This land was #barren for as long as anyone can remember. What's your secret?"

Yarla smiled. "Unicorn poo. It's the best fertiliser there is. Not easy to get a hold of, though. Not cheap, either. I had to hire dozens of virgins to dance in the woods, hoping to attract a unicorn, then follow it until it pooed."

"You're joking!" Svett sounded unsure.

"Of course I am. Unicorns are mythical creatures."

Svett sighed with relief.

"It's actually dragon poo."

#barren #microfiction #MastoPrompt
#unicorn #dragon