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   B Kahn (bkahn@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-Jan-2026 01:56:44 JST B Kahn

   At a recent 1am press conference held in the echoing halls of his mind, Trump explained:

   "Big negotiations, very successful. Only I could have pulled them off. The other side were Greenlanders. They're funny-looking, I bet you didn't know that. Great big guys with white fur and black noses. Lotta teeth, lotta teeth. I wasn't scared, not me. We came up with a deal, a great deal for America, of course. But they accepted it. We'll share the details later. But for now, everybody is happy. I gave the Greenlanders a bucket of fish and that worked like a charm. I can make deals like nobody's business. Thank God you've got me on your side. Always looking out for number one. I mean America, hahaha, America is number one. What? The Danes? Never heard of them. New football team or something?"

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     bazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵 (bazkie@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 23-Jan-2026 01:57:26 JST bazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵

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     @bkahn very good attempt at a trump speech, but honestly, this still feels a bit too jolly and eloquent, real trump would be more cruel and crude 😅