Had a meeting with my boss this morning where he mentioned he'd seen me working late last night and to make sure I took my time back. I was online because I got high and logged in to my work laptop to create a 6 page, company branded procedure for "safe evacuation of ones bowels"
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-2026 08:20:31 JST
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Lafncow :blobcatcoffee: (lafncow@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-2026 08:51:27 JST
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@fesshole Dooking hard or hardly dooking?
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argonaut (argonaut@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-2026 10:56:05 JST
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@fesshole this is definitely not an american post.
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